14/10/2026
⛳️ Joke of the day, courtesy of the Millwood crew.
John and Bob were bitter club rivals who never trusted each other's scorekeeping. After the fourth hole, John marked his six and asked Bob what he had. Bob counted it up. "Six... no wait, five." John calmly marked the card. "Eight." "Eight? I couldn't have had eight!" "You claimed six, changed it to five, but you actually had seven. Plus a one-stroke penalty for improving your lie."
Keep your friends close and your scorecard closer. Book a round at Millwood and settle it on the course.