Punching People In The Nutbag

Punching People In The Nutbag We are Team Nutpunch, we exist to keep society in line. We aim to make the world better through sudden and repeated jolts of testicular pain. Troubled?

Let us know. Recently got punched in the nuts? You deserved it.

05/17/2020

Class of 2020, welcome to getting decked in the Nutbag.

04/16/2018

Why are we giving attention to this obnoxious yodeling kid? I hate kids singing randomly and that Walmart performance would have been adamantium-claws on a diamond chalkboard if I’d seen it in public.

Seriously? Why is this kid special? I’m not ready quite yet to add him to the list, but after seeing the way he dresses and sings, the video capture... yeah, his parents deserve a nice solid jab or two to the nuts and ovaries.

12/17/2017

Target: People who pull out after a snowy night onto roads that are clearly plowed, salted, and dry... but rush onto the road at 180 MPH, but slow down right as they get their vehicle to stop fishtailing because they think it's the non existent fu***ng ice, and not the fact that they're as****es who need to retake driver's head while wearing a goddamn shock collar.

F**k you minivan that delayed my trip a good 25 minutes yesterday because you felt confident enough to speed into traffic, but not confident enough to do more than 10 under the speed limit because you thought your tires squealed and left tracks on bare pavement... yeah, that "ice" you saw was the s**t you smoked before you left your house to drive 4 miles, past a number of "Dollar Trees" before finding the one that'd scratch your itch. You weren't driving safe due to the weather, you were driving safe because you're swerving-confused about blinker use-ass was high ass f**k.

12/17/2017

This page has been getting a few previews lately, and I'm sure if people are following it off of my link from checking my info from other groups I'm part of, or if people are really looking for a forum to express concerns about people who bother them.

Either way, let's see if we can revive this.

07/05/2016

All fans of "Punching People In The Nutbag," please come forward with new stories of people who truly should be punched in the nutbag, or "egg sacs" if they happen to be female - wouldn't want to discriminate.

01/20/2016

I am calling open season for any group at a restaurant that orders at the last minute.

"Of course I'd love to make you 4 calzones, 2 burgers, chicken tenders, onion rings, and a large sampler platter. Thanks for waiting until I had most of the kitchen cleaned because I figured since you've been here for 5 fu***ng hours, and you know when the kitchen closes, you might have ordered ahead of time. No seriously, thank you...

I think it justifies all of you getting punched in the fu***ng nuts."

08/25/2012

It's just an advert for a superpower bestowing medical treatment. Different people get different powers including time-manipulation, teleportation and (limit...

08/25/2012

A guy kept jumping so i crouched down and punched him in the nuts. The best part is the reff let it pass.

08/25/2012

pretty self-explanatory

08/25/2012

I am going to start a new thing. Every Saturday I am going to post something I learned in the past week.

This week I have learned that you still can not f**k with LL Cool J. He can cause great bodily harm.

10/15/2011

This nut puncher is rocking out to Van Halen. For everyone under the age of 24, this is what was on the radio from 1970 - 20008. Some radio stations still play them. If you still do not know who they are, nut punch yourself. That is all.

10/08/2011

This nut punch goes out to the people involved in the Occupy Wallstreet Protest.

People that protest a group of working individuals for their misfortune of not having a job is just flat out inane. If these individuals feel that strongly that our financial institutions and the working class has forsaken them to the point they can not get jobs, they need to remember one thing. Everyone that is employed right now is the reason they are getting paid unemployment so they can have the free time to do this s**t.

If these people would invest their energy into finding jobs instead of trying to bring back the 1960s hippie belief system, which most hippies, when they ran out of w**d, actually went back to school, got their degree, and started running Fortune 500 companies.

My advice to those protestor, go take a shower, change your clothes, shave your hippie face, write a resume, submit that resume, and then punch yourself in the nuts.

This protest is going to solve absolutely nothing. If you want to help the country, get a fu***ng job and pay some god damn taxes.

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