Montrose Laserwash

Montrose Laserwash The best touchless car wash around. Laser clean, feather soft touch!
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At Montrose Laserwash, our goal is simple: to provide the best touchless car wash in the area! Our state-of-the-art wash equipment (all new in 2010) offers a pristine clean without the use of potentially damaging brushes. What you get: a sparkling clean car without having to worry about scratched paint, damaged mirrors, antennas or convertible tops. Our 24/7 automatic facility offers packages ranging from $9 to $13 which include: - RainX - High pressure undercarriage wash - Hot carnauba wax - Foaming polish - Touchless dry - and many other options.

Note that this is a FRICTION wash.  It would have been fine through Montrose Laserwash!
05/11/2017
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Note that this is a FRICTION wash. It would have been fine through Montrose Laserwash!

Why the hell would you do this?

Do you have a Matte finish paint job on your car?  They are becoming popular- and you CANNOT take them through a frictio...
03/22/2017

Do you have a Matte finish paint job on your car? They are becoming popular- and you CANNOT take them through a friction (brush) carwash! Look at this wash job from today- not a scratch on the car!

The “DIRTY LITTLE SECRET” of Friction Carwashes I have attended the International Carwash show for 13 years in a row...
05/16/2016

The “DIRTY LITTLE SECRET” of Friction Carwashes

I have attended the International Carwash show for 13 years in a row now. I learn something every year. I have made many contacts, and friends over the years. I have a very good friend who works for one of the top friction carwash companies in the world. We had a conversation this past week.

Me: “You know what I wish? I wish someone would improve the 50 year old technology of friction carwashes so that they don’t scratch and damage every car.”

Do you know what he said? Not “We don’t scratch every car,” but he said “It really doesn’t matter because no matter how many cars we scratch or damage, they just keep coming back and you will keep piling in the money! You just set a budget, and pay for the claims.” He tells me every time I talk to him that I should build a tunnel carwash, by the way.

Imagine that! There has been virtually no improvements made in friction carwashing in the last 50 years. Sure, the brushes may be softer, but they still scratch every single car. If you have taken your car through a friction wash I challenge you to look at it closely (after it has been cleaned) in the sunlight and see all of the scratches that are being put into your finish. They start as “swirl marks”- patterns of circular scratches. The big ones hide until you notice them and wonder “how did that scratch get there…”

The big news in friction carwashing these days is in the buildings. Build a fancy, open, clear paneled building that looks cool and the customers will come. It’s almost like a marketing scam! There are actually seminars on the marketing of tunnel friction carwashes- and they say virtually nothing about the wash technology. You could put any system in the building.

That is the very reason that I went with a touchless system. I will NEVER EVER scratch or damage my customers’ cars.

Thank you for being my customer!
Kurt, Owner of Montrose Laserwash

02/12/2016

I am looking for a part time carwash attendant- perfect job for someone who is retired? Hours depend on the weather. All you need is common sense and honesty. Mechanical ability is a plus. Please e-mail me at [email protected] if you are interested!

Thanks!

01/23/2016

Don't switch to FRICTION Carwashes! You can get an $8 carwash every day for $20 per month... what does that tell you?
1. They recycle and reuse all of their water
2. They do not use hot water
3. They do not have to use real soap- they use "Lubricant" to try not to scratch your car, but it WILL SCRATCH YOUR CAR!
4. They do not have 1000 psi undercarriage wash

So, it costs next to nothing for them to scratch your car- and IT WILL GET SCRATCHED if you continue to run your car through it.

A customer of mine took his car through a new friction carwash and it immediately swirled his paint. They paid nearly $500 to have the marks removed and made him sign a non-disclosure agreement.

DON"T SCRATCH YOUR CAR! Come to MONTROSE LASERWASH for a 100% touchless wash!

#NEVERSCRATCH

DON'T TAKE YOUR CAR TO A BRUSH CARWASH- IT WILL GET SCRATCHED!!! Brush carwashes may be faster,  but they will ALL event...
08/07/2015

DON'T TAKE YOUR CAR TO A BRUSH CARWASH- IT WILL GET SCRATCHED!!! Brush carwashes may be faster, but they will ALL eventually scratch your car, bend the license plate, rip off your rear wiper, and/or damage your wheels.

Take your car to MONTROSE LASERWASH for a truly TOUCHLESS Carwash!

#NEVERSCRATCH

Happy Tuesday!  Here are some tips for how to protect your vehicle from road salt damage.  See tip #3!
02/24/2015

Happy Tuesday! Here are some tips for how to protect your vehicle from road salt damage. See tip #3!

Come to Montrose Laserwash to tame this MONSTER! #NEVERSCRATCH
02/22/2015

Come to Montrose Laserwash to tame this MONSTER! #NEVERSCRATCH

Yikes!! Careful out there today!!!!

KRADDY
02/11/2015

KRADDY

Coolest tour bus EVRRRR!!!

103.5 KTU
02/10/2015

103.5 KTU

12/01/2014

I had a customer call me to complain that the carwash scratched the back of his truck. He said that the carwash threw something at his truck. I explained that this was impossible. In the 10 years that I have been open, the carwash has NEVER scratched a car. Although, numerous people have claimed so, it has never been done!

#neverscratch

11/27/2014

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

This is a new one for me- I am trying to get this keyword trending:

#Neverscratch

Montrose Laserwash will NEVER SCRATCH your car!

OK- the pumpkin this year weighed in at 284.5 lbs, and since there were only two guesses this year since I did not promo...
11/11/2014

OK- the pumpkin this year weighed in at 284.5 lbs, and since there were only two guesses this year since I did not promote it on this page, you are both winners! It pays to pay attention to the signs at the carwash! Peggy Neff and Angela Dresner- please e-mail me at [email protected] for your $50 prize!

Hey folks!  Win $100 in washes- see details at Mimi Vanderhaven !
09/20/2014

Hey folks! Win $100 in washes- see details at Mimi Vanderhaven !

Mimi’s Great Big “Shine My Ride” September Giveaway!

To take you through the grunge of fall, the slush of winter, and beyond, Montrose Laserwash is giving away $100 worth of premium touchless, brushless auto washes.

Enter to win by posting a pic of your dirty ride right here, sharing it on your timeline, then liking the Montrose Laserwash page. The winner will be chosen at random. Good luck, darling. —Mimi

I drove by the Weinermobile in July in Strongsville.  I meant to go back after my meeting to get a whistle, but I forgot...
09/19/2014

I drove by the Weinermobile in July in Strongsville. I meant to go back after my meeting to get a whistle, but I forgot! I think it is too tall to fit in the carwash...

Tip of the day- cement in any amount, wet or dry, will not come off in the carwash!  Must be removed by hand with an aci...
09/14/2014

Tip of the day- cement in any amount, wet or dry, will not come off in the carwash! Must be removed by hand with an acid based cleanser. This car will take awhile!

Your most watched video of the week: it's a Bentley Conti GT with a new cement-flavoured paint-job

http://www.TOPGEAR.com/uk/car-news/bentley-cement-video-2014-09-05

Hey Kid- stop at the carwash first!
09/07/2014

Hey Kid- stop at the carwash first!

Lol

107.9 WNCT
09/06/2014

107.9 WNCT

Lol...so true! Happy Thursday!

A Tesla Model S stops by the carwash...
09/03/2014

A Tesla Model S stops by the carwash...

This is funny- even if you don't know who the STIG is!  However, he should go with a TOUCHLESS WASH!!!
08/29/2014

This is funny- even if you don't know who the STIG is! However, he should go with a TOUCHLESS WASH!!!

Some say he prefers option 3: Foam bath, super wash, undercarriage wash, spot free rinse, dry

08/27/2014

So, Time Warner Cable is becoming increasingly unreliable. I am looking for an alternative, or a way to automatically switch to a cell network when the cable goes down. Does anyone have any expertise with this?

This gentleman still uses the carwash regularly.  Thank you very much!
08/26/2014

This gentleman still uses the carwash regularly. Thank you very much!

LAMBORGHINI!!!

08/02/2014

Oh boy- long day at the carwash! Someone cut Time Warner's fiber cable, and I did not have internet the whole day... had to quickly sign up for a mobile credit card swiper, and manually swipe credit cards. If you had to leave because I was not there and did not have cash, come back tomorrow. The internet is back up! Hopefully for a long time!

07/31/2014

Come out to the carwash to see all of our NEW FEATURES!!! Two brand new TURBO VACS with fragrance and spot remover. These vacs really suck! Seriously! Also accepts Bills and CREDIT CARDS! Vending machine now accepts CREDIT CARDS!

We have a brand new wash package- THE OVERGLOW with HOT GLOSS!! Try this package- you will notice it on your paint- it will feel SUPER SLICK!

Use code 27513 now for the next month to save $2 off any wash package.

Well, it's been a LONG WINTER!  Thanks for all of your business!  Here is Olaf as built by my daughter.... hopefully we ...
04/10/2014

Well, it's been a LONG WINTER! Thanks for all of your business! Here is Olaf as built by my daughter.... hopefully we won't see him here until December! Now, I am off to work on some BIG upgrades for Montrose Laserwash!

Don't forget to buy your loved ones a Gift Card to Montrose Laserwash!  Go to MontroseLaserwash.comYou can print a card ...
12/18/2013

Don't forget to buy your loved ones a Gift Card to Montrose Laserwash! Go to MontroseLaserwash.com
You can print a card out with your printer!

11/14/2013

See our new ad in Mimi Vanderhaven's Fabulous Buys! If you are in West Akron, look for it in your mailbox. If not, see it online at mimivanderhaven.com. I will post a link when the article is posted online.

Use code 27513 for the rest of the year for $2 off any carwash! MAKE SURE TO ENTER THE CODE FIRST!

10/30/2013

OK folks- we have a winner! Hieu Truong Nguyen guessed 352 and the actual weight is 353 lbs. Congrats! Please e-mail me at [email protected] and I will get your $100 wash package to you.

Here is the new world record pumpkin!  2032 lbs!  Look for it on TV.  Keep guessing on our pumpkin- someone is just 1 lb...
10/16/2013

Here is the new world record pumpkin! 2032 lbs! Look for it on TV. Keep guessing on our pumpkin- someone is just 1 lb. away from the actual weight. Try to guess it exactly!

The World Record 2032 Mathison made it to New York City.......going live on TV

It's time for our fall contest!  Come out to the carwash, and guess the weight of the GIANT PUMPKIN!  Post your guess he...
10/09/2013

It's time for our fall contest! Come out to the carwash, and guess the weight of the GIANT PUMPKIN! Post your guess here on Facebook. Winner will receive a $100 carwash giftcard!

09/12/2013

Come out to the carwash to see the new lights! Save $2 off any wash by entering washcode 27513 FIRST! Good until Oct. 1st. Be sure to enter the code BEFORE YOU PAY!

08/30/2013

I am just back from a business trip overseas. Do you think traffic anywhere in the states is this bad? Free carwash to the first person to give me the City and Country where I went!!

08/10/2013

Come out to the carwash and check out our new LIGHTING SYSTEM! New article coming out in Mimi Vanderhaven's Fabulous Buys next week. Use discount code 27513 for $2 off any wash. Make sure to enter it FIRST!

I was a part of the Blue Man Group show earlier this year! Here I am with my buddy....  Enter discount code 27513 for $2...
07/16/2013

I was a part of the Blue Man Group show earlier this year! Here I am with my buddy.... Enter discount code 27513 for $2 off any carwash for the whole month of July!

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58 Brookmont Rd
Akron, OH
44333

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