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18/02/2013

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Answer:

A Towel

15/02/2013

Sociolite

What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

Answer

15/02/2013

What has 2 banks, but no money?

A river

14/02/2013

A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher.

The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court."

He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not run a red light' five thousand times."

11/02/2013

Lying on his deathed,the rich,miserly old man calls to his long-suffering wife.

"I want to take all my money with me," he tells her. "So promise me you'll put it in the coffin."

After the man dies,his widow attends the memorial service with her best firend.

Just before the undertaker closes the casket,she places a small metal box inside.

Her friend looks at her in horror. "Surely," she says, "you didn't put the money in there?"

"I did promise him I would," the widow answers.

"So I got it all together,deposited every cent in my account,and wrote him a cheque.

If he can cash it,he can spend it."

Hi People, can you tell me what animal is in this picture?
11/02/2013

Hi People, can you tell me what animal is in this picture?

11/02/2013

Isaiah Katumwa Live in Jinja

Much has been said and written about Isaiah Katumwa than any other instrumentalist in Uganda where he was born and raised.

He has been dubbed the country’s leading jazz artist, the best saxophonist in East and Central Africa, …arguably East Africa’s best jazz artist’, ‘East Africa’s Kenny G’ and ‘Uganda’s sax wizard’.

The list is long but one thing is for sure, he is a living treasure to the East and Central African music scene.

Dont miss his next show, it is so near where you are!!

more information here

08/02/2013

UCE Results are released!

Be the first to know your student's performance. Type UCE Index Number e.g. UCE U0012/013 and send to 6600. SMS costs 500/=

05/02/2013

HOUSE OF ZIRIAN AND MISS FIX-IT(Lillian and Brenda) VALENTINE FASHION SHOW 2013!!

The leading fashion Gurus in Uganda Lillian Kyabaki(House of Zirian) and Brenda Nanyonjo(Miss Fix-it) who are also the official designers for the Miss Uganda beauty pageant since its re-invention will be re-defining fashion in all different perspectives with the latest envisions of fantasy, glamour, elegance, fun and high fashion to the fullest this 14th February 2013 in a fashion show that will leave the Nation speechless. See the Dress Code

05/02/2013

Watu Wote Limited

3 drunk guys entered a taxi.

The taxi driver knew that they were
drunk so he started the engine &
turned it off again.

He told them."We have reached ".

The 1st
guy gave him money
&
the 2nd guy said "thank you".

The 3rd guy.. continue reading

05/02/2013

A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farm. When the police arrived, they found out that the John the farmer had already buried them.

The following conversation ensued :

POLICE : Are you sure they were dead ?.

John: Yes, I'm very sure, though I heard some screaming "Help me! I'm still alive o!", but you know these politicians, they lie a lot.

05/02/2013

Sociolite

Man: I lost my wife.

Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Man: Not slim, can be healthy continue reading

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