23/11/2025
So yesterday I was heading to the funeral home at MTRH in Eldoret. I didn't know that these days there's several rules put in place to curb the previous overcrowding at the mortuary entrance.
So this security guy comes to me and tries to shout at me to leave the place I'm sitted. Everyone leaves but I hate people that shout at me. So I don't move, I don't even flicker. He leaves, then comes back to me.
"Lakini kijana shida yako ni gani? Si unaona kila mtu ameenda ile upande ingine mbona wewe unakatalia hapa?" And it's true everyone had left and I'm the only one now seated under a tree outside the gate, only one, next people are several metres away.
By this time, I already have a genius idea to have me not disturbed by this guy that seems to be bringing us his home frustrations. I ask him, "mkubwa kwani unaniona? Unaniskia sai nkikuongelesha?" Curious, he asks what I mean, I go ahead and tell him that when I was alive I used to believe living people can't see or hear ghosts, I also tell him that I'm seated here because this is the place I sat on the day we came to pick my friend in 2013 when I was still alive. As I'm 2 words into my next sentence, the gent is already vanishing on the far corner, I think his shift ended at 11 a.m yesterday.
Meos and femeos, you don't always have to do things the hard way. You can just be a ghost and that 'watchie' bothering you will leave you in peace.
Great day ahead, and being a Friday, usisahau kutoka kwa nyumba na jacket na charger 😅😅😅.
Have a good weekend ahead!!!