10/07/2026
🩺👨🏼⚕️👩🏼⚕️Doctor Recommended 👨🏼⚕️👩🏼⚕️🩺
Great news everyone. While I was in hospital a couple weeks ago I was able to get a prescription written for all you lucky lot 🤒. Please pay attention to the side effects listed below;
Upon installation, saying the term “s**t balls, that’s cool” is highly likely. May inspire driving confidence when driving like your name is Seb Ogier. Some users may experience the need to say “look at how awesome this is!” To any bu**er who will listen. Gives your GR Yaris more of that rally car feeling resulting in smiling like a lunatic almost every minute you are in the car. Please not this is not an exhaustive list and other awesomeness may occur.
Unfortunately pensioners don’t get this prescription for free, and it might be a tad more that you paid for you last ointment.
Get your prescription by sending me a message to order.
£295 including UK postage
£315 including international postage