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Captain Tootys Chat page, every one with a love of 2, 3, or 4 wheels welcome am one of the most "down to earth" admins you will ever meet. I stick to my values.

There is nothing about me (or what I own) that is any better than anyone else. That said, I do strive for excellence in everything I do, as I think everyone should. As admin, I have studied every brand of motorcycles there is, to "qualify" myself to run a biker page. Also owned well over a 100 bikes, and to date 79 trikes, most makes, I've been riding nearly 50 years. I love ALL brands, and think each one has a specific function for the rider in question. I say this as humble as possible - don't compare brands on this page. You won't like the outcome. Harley and Yamaha are my personal favorites, but I don't promote ANY brand, because I think it's irrelevant. I like Harley because it SCREAMS "Bad Boy", and always will. I like Kawasaki because the brand has never changed hands, and the owner is a stickler for quality - (can you say "Samaria sword?"). But I buy used - I look for bikes & trikes in need of a little TLC. Once a bike/trike has been sold, every bit of money spent on it goes back into the community. Being a disabled Biker/Triker myself I understand what its like to want to keep the lifestyle, the way of life our hearts want, but sometimes can't quite find. after being given early medical retirement from government service, I now dedicate my time to helping others stay sane, in this crazy world. If you need help, advice, a friend, just ask. Trikes for sale, just ask, I always know someone selling, and feel free to advertise on this page.

30/10/2026

The Freaky Friday Smile:
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley... YOU RIDE IT!!".......🏴‍☠️😁🏴‍☠️

29/10/2026

The Thirsty Thursday Moment:
I bought my ex a wife a pair of crotchless knickers for Halloween,
Not for sexual purposes though.
Just to give her a better grip on the broomstick.

28/10/2026

😲🤣😈🎃💀

28/10/2026

The Wacky Wednesday Smile :
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”😁

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Wednesday	9am - 4:22pm
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