Captain Tootys Biker Smiles page

Captain Tootys Biker Smiles page Captain Tootys Chat page, every one with a love of 2, 3, or 4 wheels welcome am one of the most "down to earth" admins you will ever meet. I stick to my values.

There is nothing about me (or what I own) that is any better than anyone else. That said, I do strive for excellence in everything I do, as I think everyone should. As admin, I have studied every brand of motorcycles there is, to "qualify" myself to run a biker page. Also owned well over a 100 bikes, and to date 79 trikes, most makes, I've been riding nearly 50 years. I love ALL brands, and think

each one has a specific function for the rider in question. I say this as humble as possible - don't compare brands on this page. You won't like the outcome. Harley and Yamaha are my personal favorites, but I don't promote ANY brand, because I think it's irrelevant. I like Harley because it SCREAMS "Bad Boy", and always will. I like Kawasaki because the brand has never changed hands, and the owner is a stickler for quality - (can you say "Samaria sword?"). But I buy used - I look for bikes & trikes in need of a little TLC. Once a bike/trike has been sold, every bit of money spent on it goes back into the community. Being a disabled Biker/Triker myself I understand what its like to want to keep the lifestyle, the way of life our hearts want, but sometimes can't quite find. after being given early medical retirement from government service, I now dedicate my time to helping others stay sane, in this crazy world. If you need help, advice, a friend, just ask. Trikes for sale, just ask, I always know someone selling, and feel free to advertise on this page.

11/07/2026

Just for fun, we are showing "Hoverbikes" on our main Louisiana Biker page today.

11/07/2026

Tomorrow will be more p**s taking scooter ones LOL


11/07/2026

Tex Barbie sent us this photo branded with both of our logos!

11/07/2026

The Silly Saturday Smile :
Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up:

One said to the other. "I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling?"

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek and in a thick Japanese accent asked. "What you sell?"

One of the men replied sarcastically. "We're selling arseholes."

Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said. "You doing velly well, only two left." 😂

Do love a custom Harley with twin headlights 🤔
10/07/2026

Do love a custom Harley with twin headlights 🤔

10/07/2026

The Freaky Friday Smile:
A blind guy goes to a pr******te but, as he is blind, he can't see what he is getting and ends up with a pox ridden old boot:
They go upstairs and she undresses. He runs his hand over her spotty butt and recoils.
"It's okay." She says, "just a bit of acne."
"Thank god." He says. "I thought it was the price list."
toot toot 😂🤣😂

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