Mallard Motorsport Remaps

10/10/2026

08/10/2026

Who would you trust?

Says a lot about them when a tuner trusts a mechanic with their work van.

Van had a few issues since purchase and rather than scratch my own head fighting it, get the one person you can trust to sort it

Running like a dream now
CH Auto Repairs

02/10/2026

Porsche 911 in today! 🔥

This one was booked in weeks ago, and today was finally the day.

Before the test drive the owner said, "I wonder if I'll notice it..."

A few seconds later, one ¾ throttle pull and the response was simply...

"S**t!" 😅

That's the moment the extra power hit and pushed him straight back into the seat. Exactly the reaction we love to see.

Another happy customer leaving with a completely different driving experience.

✅ Custom ECU Remap
📍 Mobile service across Kent

🦆 Mallard Motorsport Remapping
Performance That's Anything but Fowl.

Professional mobile ECU remapping in Dover & Kent. Eco tuning, Stage 1 & Stage 2 remaps, AdBlue & DPF solutions. We come to you.

25/09/2026

Another one down! 👌

This Mercedes came to me looking for a bit more life. A Stage 1 remap transformed it from 109bhp / 260Nm to 135bhp / 310Nm.

It's not always about chasing huge power figures. On cars like this it's the extra torque that makes the biggest difference – smoother acceleration, easier overtaking, less gear changing and a much more enjoyable drive every day.

📈 109bhp ➜ 135bhp
📈 260Nm ➜ 310Nm

Mobile ECU remapping carried out at the customer's location, saving them the hassle of travelling.

Performance That's Anything but Fowl. 🦆

25/09/2026

This customer wanted something completely stupid, silly and fun...and that’s exactly what we delivered! 😂🔥

He knew the high-mileage 2.0 TFSI might eventually blow up, but in his words, that would simply give him the perfect excuse to S3 engine-swap it!

Now producing around 250bhp, screaming down the road with mega-loud pops and bangs..even with the back box still fitted. It sounded absolutely furious! 😈💥

The customer was smiling from ear to ear, kept thanking me and said he hadn’t had that much fun in a car for a very long time.

Completely sensible? Absolutely not.
Massive fun? Definitely! 🦆💨

Mallard Motorsport Remapping
Performance That’s Anything but Fowl.

14/09/2026

Finally got the van sign written! 🦆🔥

No more turning up looking like I’ve borrowed someone’s work van 😂 Mallard Motorsport is officially on the road!

You’ll probably start seeing this about all over Kent now.. ECU remapping, Stage 1/2/3 tuning, AdBlue solutions, diagnostics and more, all fully mobile. 🚐💨

Massive upgrade and I’m well happy with how it’s turned out!

Massive thanks to Dover Tints for the work they put in to this and the added touches that really made a difference

Performance That’s Anything but Fowl. 🦆🏁

14/09/2026

Only taken a few months of putting it off! Finally had a thorough deep clean ready for the sign writing which is being done right this moment with Dover Tints

07/09/2026

Two cars lined up on the drive for tonight’s remapping session! 🦆💻

2019 BMW 118I 1.5T for stage 1 and a Fiesta ST 1.6T for stage 2

Another busy evening at Mallard Motorsport

performance that’s anything but fowl! 🔥

05/09/2026

🔥 56 MILES ON THE CLOCK… AND ALREADY STAGE 1! 🔥

Now THIS is what you call trusting your tuner! 🦆💪

About a month ago, this customer contacted us about tuning his brand-new 2026 BMW 320i.
There was only one problem… he hadn’t even collected it yet! 😂

While waiting for the BMW, he got back in touch with us about an AdBlue issue on one of his work vans. We sorted that for him and he’s since told us it’s been absolutely faultless..keeping the van on the road, working and earning. 👌

Then yesterday, the big day finally arrived…
He collected his brand-new BMW, drove it home, parked it up… and this morning Mallard Motorsport was straight out to give it the treatment.

The mileage when we arrived?

🤯 JUST 56 MILES!

And the transformation is HUGE:

⚙️ Stock: 184bhp / 290Nm
🚀 Stage 1: 310bhp / 470Nm
🔥 GAIN: +126bhp & +180Nm

When somebody trusts you with a brand-new 2026 BMW with only 56 miles on the clock, after already trusting you to keep their work vehicle earning, it speaks volumes.

A massive thank you to the customer for putting his trust in Mallard Motorsport and for apparently deciding 184bhp was enough for approximately one day. 😂🦆

📍 Fully mobile across Kent
⚡ Stage 1, Stage 2 & Stage 3 Remapping
🔧 Custom tuning & diagnostics

🌐 www.mallardmotorsport.co.uk⁠

🦆 Performance That’s Anything But Fowl.

05/09/2026

Late-night call out for a local farmer tonight! 🚜🌾

His towing vehicle had thrown an AdBlue fault and started the dreaded no-start countdown. After finding out how many miles he covers each day, it was clear he realistically only had a few days left before the vehicle would have been completely off the road.

I'd already had a very long day... but what's one more late job? 😅

I rearranged a few things, squeezed him in, and got him back on the road in no time.
Farmers don't get the luxury of waiting weeks for repairs, and when their vehicles are down, work stops.

No farms = no food. 🌾

If you're suffering with AdBlue issues, give me a shout before that countdown reaches zero. Mobile service across Kent with no extortionate call-out charges.