ESSO MFG Wood Street

30/08/2026

💧🚗 YOUR HYDRATION PIT STOP HAS ARRIVED!

Fuel gauge looking good? Great.
Now… what about yours? 👀😂

When the day is running at 100mph, sometimes the smartest pit stop is the simplest one:

💦 BUXTON — 2 FOR ONLY £3.20! 🔥

Cold, refreshing natural mineral water ready for the commute, school run, gym bag, workday, road trip — or that moment when you suddenly realise coffee probably shouldn’t count as your entire water intake. 😂☕

💧 Fresh, simple hydration
🚗 Perfect for the car
🎒 Easy to grab on the go
❄️ Best served properly chilled
💙 2 bottles for just £3.20

🔥 2 FOR £3.20
🛒 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW!

But we need some honesty here… 👇

WHAT DOES YOUR PERSONAL HYDRATION GAUGE LOOK LIKE RIGHT NOW? 😂

🔴 A — Running on empty. Send water immediately.
🟠 B — About 25%… surviving somehow.
🟡 C — Half full. Could definitely do better.
🔵 D — Fully hydrated and feeling suspiciously responsible. 😇
☕ E — Does coffee count? Asking for absolutely no reason… 😂

DROP A, B, C, D OR E BELOW! 👇

And tag the person whose water bottle travels everywhere with them but somehow comes home completely full. 😂💧

📍 AVAILABLE NOW AT:
🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

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Buxton — 2 for £3.20.
Fuel the car. Hydrate the driver. Everybody wins. 💧🚗😎

30/08/2026

🍺☀️ FOUR CANS. ONE VERY GOOD PLAN. 😎

Some plans need weeks of organising, a group chat with 97 unread messages and someone eventually saying “so… what are we actually doing?” 😂

Other plans are much simpler:

❄️ CHILL THE FOSTER’S.
👥 ROUND UP THE CREW.
😎 LET THE GOOD TIMES SORT THEMSELVES OUT.

Right now, grab a 4-pack of Foster’s 440ml cans for ONLY £4.49! 🔥

🍺 4 × 440ml cans
💷 ONLY £4.49
❄️ Best served properly chilled
🛒 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW

That works out at just over £1.12 per 440ml can — not bad for keeping the fridge prepared for the weekend. 👀

And with the weekend approaching, we need to settle something important…

👇 WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL FOSTER’S MOMENT?

☀️ A — Sunny afternoon
⚽ B — Match on the TV
🍕 C — Pizza & a few drinks
🔥 D — BBQ with friends
🛋️ E — Absolutely no plans whatsoever 😂

DROP A, B, C, D OR E IN THE COMMENTS! 👇

📍 AVAILABLE NOW AT:

🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

❤️ FOLLOW US for more great-value offers, new arrivals, giveaways and local favourites.

And tag the mate who always says “I'll just have one” and then somehow becomes responsible for choosing the playlist. 😂🎶

Foster’s 4 × 440ml — £4.49. Subject to availability. 18+ only. Please enjoy responsibly.

30/08/2026

🍪😂 THIS MEETING COULD’VE BEEN AN EMAIL… BUT AT LEAST THERE ARE BISCUITS!

If you’re going to sit through another meeting that definitely could have lasted four minutes, you might as well bring Maryland along. 😅☕

And at ONLY £1.29, suddenly that meeting invite looks slightly less offensive. 👀

🍫 CHOC CHIP — the classic that never needs an introduction
🤎 DOUBLE CHOC — because apparently one level of chocolate wasn’t enough
🌰 CHOC & HAZELNUT — for when your biscuit break is feeling sophisticated 😂

🔥 ONLY £1.29
🛒 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW!

Perfect for the office drawer, tea breaks, road trips, movie nights… or simply standing in the kitchen eating “just one more” until you realise the packet has mysteriously become empty. 😂

But we need to settle something important:

👇 WHICH MARYLAND ARE YOU PICKING FIRST?

🍪 A — Choc Chip
🍫 B — Double Choc
🌰 C — Choc & Hazelnut
😎 D — All three. This isn't the time for difficult decisions.

COMMENT A, B, C OR D BELOW! 👇

And tag the colleague who turns up to every meeting with a coffee but never brings biscuits for anybody else. 👀😂

📍 AVAILABLE NOW AT:

🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

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Maryland — £1.29. Because some problems can't be solved by another meeting. They require biscuits. 🍪😂

29/08/2026

🌦️😂 TODAY’S FORECAST: 100% CHANCE OF VIMTO!

Forget checking the weather app — this is the forecast we actually wanted. 😎

Whether it’s sunshine, clouds, sideways British rain or somehow all three within 20 minutes, there’s one thing staying in the forecast:

💜 VIMTO — ONLY £1.29! 🔥

Fruity, refreshing and packed with that unmistakable Vimto flavour. And at £1.29, you might want to prepare for a particularly heavy Vimto spell. ☔😂

🫐 Blackcurrant goodness
🍇 Grape-powered refreshment
🍓 Raspberry deliciousness
❄️ Even better properly chilled

🔥 ONLY £1.29
🛒 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW!

And because Britain takes weather discussions extremely seriously, we need your official forecast… 👇

WHAT’S YOUR PERFECT VIMTO WEATHER?

☀️ A — Ice cold on a sunny day
🌧️ B — Rain outside, snacks inside
🚗 C — Chilled for the road
🛋️ D — Sofa, TV and absolutely no interest in the weather 😂
💜 E — ANY WEATHER. JUST GIVE ME THE VIMTO.

DROP A, B, C, D OR E BELOW! 👇

And tag that one person who checks the weather forecast 17 times before leaving the house… and still forgets the umbrella. ☔😂

📍 AVAILABLE NOW AT:

🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

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Vimto — ONLY £1.29.
Today’s outlook: fruity with a very strong chance of going back for another bottle. 💜😂

29/08/2026

💦✨ HYDRATION JUST GOT A LOT LESS BORING! 😍

Water is sensible. But sometimes your taste buds are sitting there thinking… “Can we have a little personality, please?” 😂

Say hello to VIT-HIT — refreshing drinks combining water + juice + tea + vitamins, with two seriously tasty choices waiting in the fridge:

💚 LEAN & GREEN
🍏 Apple + Elderflower
🌿 White Tea + L-Carnitine
Fresh, crisp and ridiculously easy to sip.

🩷 IMMUNITEA
🌺 Dragonfruit + Yuzu
🌱 Oolong Tea + Zinc
Fruity, refreshing and full of flavour.

🔥 AND THE BEST BIT?

💥 ANY 2 FOR ONLY £3.20! 💥

One for now. One for later.
One green. One pink.
Or two of your favourite because nobody is policing your fridge decisions. 😂

👇 TEAM GREEN 💚 OR TEAM PINK 🩷?

Drop a 💚 or 🩷 in the comments and let’s see which VIT-HIT wins!

And tag that friend whose definition of staying hydrated is remembering at 9pm that they haven't had a drink all day. 😂💦

📍 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW:

🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

🚗 Passing by? Pop in, grab them chilled and take advantage of the 2 FOR £3.20 offer.

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29/08/2026

🍷✈️ NO PASSPORT. NO PACKING. JUST PICK TWO. 😍

Need a tiny escape from the ordinary? Poco Vino has entered the chat. 😂

These colourful little bottles are made for those moments when you fancy something different without committing to a full-sized bottle — and right now you can MIX & MATCH ANY 2 FOR £7! 🔥

🌸 Feeling fruity? Pick the pink.
🍊 Something bright and zesty? Go orange.
💚 Fresh vibes? Green's calling.
💙 Feeling adventurous? Blue it is.

🍷 BIG FLAVOUR. PERFECTLY PORTABLE.
💷 MIX & MATCH — 2 FOR £7
🛒 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW!

And because choosing is half the fun…

👇 YOU’VE GOT £7 — WHICH TWO ARE COMING HOME WITH YOU?

🩷 + 🧡
💚 + 💙
🩷 + 💙
🧡 + 💚
😎 Or two of the same because nobody said you had to compromise!

Drop your colour combo in the comments. 👇😂

📍 FIND POCO VINO AT:

🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

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Tag the friend who'd take 20 minutes choosing two and then ask you to choose for them. 😂🍷

Offer subject to availability. 18+ only. Please enjoy responsibly.

28/08/2026

☕🍪 THE TEA BREAK JUST GOT DANGEROUSLY GOOD. 😍

You know how it starts…

“I’ll just have one biscuit with my tea.”

Then suddenly you’re staring at the packet wondering who ate the other six. 👀😂

Meet the tea-break upgrade: McVitie’s Dark Chocolate Digestives — ONLY £1.79! 🍫🔥

Rich dark chocolate on that unmistakable crunchy Digestive base. Simple. Classic. And apparently completely incompatible with self-control. 😂

☕ Tea? Perfect.
🥛 Coffee? Absolutely.
📺 Evening on the sofa? Dangerous territory.
😏 “Just one”? We both know how this ends.

🔥 ONLY £1.79
🛒 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW!

Now settle an important national debate for us… 👇

HOW DO YOU EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVE?

🍪 A) Chocolate side UP
🙃 B) Chocolate side DOWN
☕ C) Dunked in tea until the structural integrity becomes questionable 😂
😈 D) However it comes out of the packet — there’s no time for rules!

COMMENT A, B, C OR D BELOW! 👇

And tag the person who says “put the biscuits away” while simultaneously reaching for another one. 😂

📍 AVAILABLE NOW AT:
🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

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McVitie’s Dark Chocolate Digestives — £1.79.
Serious chocolate. Very unserious self-control. 🍫😂

28/08/2026

🍸✨ THREE ABSOLUT FLAVOURS. ONE VERY NICE REASON TO CHECK THE SPIRITS AISLE. 😍

Whether you keep it classic, like something fruity, or have a soft spot for vanilla, there’s an Absolut for the occasion — and they’re ONLY £20.99 EACH! 🔥

🤍 Absolut Vodka — the classic
❤️ Absolut Raspberri — fruity and vibrant
💛 Absolut Vanilia — smooth with a vanilla twist

🧊 Serve chilled, pour over ice or mix into your favourite long drink. Simple.

Now comes the important question… 👀

YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE — WHICH BOTTLE ARE YOU TAKING HOME?

🤍 A — Original
❤️ B — Raspberri
💛 C — Vanilia

👇 COMMENT A, B OR C! Let’s see which flavour wins. 🏆

📍 AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW:

🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

❤️ Follow us for more offers, new arrivals and local favourites — and share this with someone whose drinks cupboard might be looking suspiciously empty. 😂

£20.99 each. Subject to availability. 18+ only. Please enjoy responsibly.

28/08/2026

💡💷 BILLS TO PAY? GET THEM SORTED WHILE YOU’RE ALREADY OUT!

Nobody wakes up excited to pay the Council Tax. 😅 But if it needs doing, PayPoint can make the life-admin a little easier.

Pop into one of our participating MFG stores and take care of everyday payments while you’re grabbing your essentials. One stop, one less job hanging over your head. 🙌

⚡ Electricity
🔥 Gas
💧 Water
📞 Telephone bills
📺 TV Licence
🏠 Rent
🏛️ Council Tax
📱 Mobile phone top-ups
🚌 Selected transport services
…and other supported PayPoint payments.

🚗 Fuel the car.
☕ Grab a coffee.
🛒 Pick up the essentials.
💷 Sort the bills.

That’s what we call productive procrastination. 😂

📍 PAYPOINT AVAILABLE IN-STORE NOW AT:

🔴 Esso Stamford Hill MFG — N16 5SR
🟢 BP Hornsey Rise MFG — N19 3SH
🔵 Esso Wood Street MFG — EN5 4BX

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👇 What’s the one bit of “life admin” you always leave until the last minute?
Bills? Emails? Appointments? Or that letter that's been sitting unopened for a week? 😂

Tag someone whose favourite filing system is “I'll deal with it tomorrow.” 👀

Services and payment methods vary by biller and transaction. Please ask in-store if you’re unsure.

27/08/2026